Josie: [singing] Chimpanzee riding on a Segway! Chimpanzee riding on a Segway!1
Charles:[singing] Cucumber pooping on a Segway!
Mom: Charles, no. That’s not appropriate.
Charles: Well too bad! Now it is.
Mom: No, it’s still not appropriate.
Charles: [to Josie] Dang, she’s good! [to Mom] I’ll get you next time!
[later]
Alice: This is home made macaroni and cheese. Made by Mom, with looooovvvve.
Charles: Oh right, like she would have that.
1 See here if you dare.
I have no idea. But although it’s faded back now, the kids used to sing it regularly and play the video whenever they got control of the media computer. I definitely prefer Put a banana in your ear.