Alice: [slurping noises]
Corwin: Alice, stop slurping!
Alice: [slurping noises]
Corwin: Alice, don’t make so much noise!
Alice: [slurping noises]
Corwin: Alice! Stop slurping!
Alice: [slurping noises]
Dad: Gosh, that was effective.
Alice: [evil laugh]
Corwin: That’s a pretty good evil laugh.
Dad: Well, at least I taught her one thing. I will have to count that as my success as a parent.