Alice and Charles were playing Lego™ when Mom and I heard Alice cry out “he kicked me in the nuts!”. We were just a bit surprised at this and inquired as to the reason. It turned out that it was Alice’s Lego™ mini-fig that had suffered the affront. Alice was aware that this could not actually happen to her. We were unable to ascertain the source of the idea for her mini-fig suffering this indignity, although the way Alice giggled about it created some premptive sympathy for the middle school boys she’ll be hanging out with some day.