Dad: I don’t know about this shirt, Alice, it has a big spot on the front.
Alice: That’s a heart!
Dad: Isn’t that supposed to be inside you?
Alice: It’s not a real heart, it’s just a picture.
Dad: You have a picture of a heart inside you?
Alice: No! I have a real heart inside me and a picture on my shirt. See, it has pink.
Dad: Ah.
Alice: Real hearts have red. So pink hearts are fake.
Dad: What about pink Alices?
Alice: I’m not pink!
Dad: [holds out Alice’s arm] What color is that, then?
Alice: That’s peach. Peach Alices are not fake.
Dad: Ah.