Alice has now started telling jokes. Here’s her best effort —
Alice: Knock knock!
Dad: Who’s there?
Alice: Banana!
Dad: Banana who?
Alice: Banana sugar and milk! [laughs almost hard enough to fall out of her chair]
No, no, she’s far too young to be doing stand up routines at social events. Check back in a year or two when our savings are a bit more run down.