[Alice has just awaken and is jumping on the bed]
Alice: I wearing pants.
Dad: You are wearing pants? Why?
Alice: ‘Cause I wear pants. [pause] Charles wears pants too.
Dad: Are you wearing Charles’ pants?
Alice: No!
[pause]
Alice: You have to say yes to Alice.
Dad: I have to say yes?
Alice: Yes. You can’t say no to Alice. [practicing] Yes…yes…
Dad: Oh.
[pause]
Alice: That how you get pants on.