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Body language

Alice has entered the “body slam” phase. She likes to jump on people. Her favorite location is the coach in the media room, because

• It’s bouncy
• It almost always has targets people on it
• You can get extra height from the back of couch

Alice can be quite vicious at it. Normally she likes to just sit down hard on people, but I saw her hitting Corwin with the classic professional wrestling knee drop. Corwin’s response to has been two fold:

1. Complain about the parents teaching Alice to body slam
2. Call out frequently “Hey, Alice, bodyslam Charles!”

Somehow the net result is lots of body slams and very little parental sympathy.