Alice had a personal best today. She’s having a bit of diarrhea again but this time, having practiced her exploding whirly-poop attack she managed to blow out the front of her diapers. A new personal best! Take that, Gwyneth and Ashlyn!.
This is a competition I am more than happy to have my children lose. Especially to your children!
And you better hope Alice doesn’t get a hold of Corwin’s new GameBoy Pokemon game or she may get some ideas for new attacks.
