Well, Mom decided that Charles should finally get dressed for the day, so she went up to get him some clothes. When she came down, Charles was gone. I ratted him out and told her that Charles was in my office on his computer. Mom retrieved him and tried to put clothes on him. Charles immediately claimed that he was “wet”. Mom asked him “how did that happen?”. Charles turned his head, put a finger up to the side of his chin and said “stinky!”. He was just the picture of deep thought. Mom thought that was funny so Charles started saying “wet — stinky!” and giggling. It was a successful ploy - Mom is back at her laptop and Charles still doesn’t have pants on (he did get a new shirt, though).