Today was Corwin’s first picture day at school. We made him take a bath the night before so he’d be squeaky clean. In the morning he wanted to wear his Harley Davidson shirt but Mom made him wear a blue turtle neck. Corwin wanted to know if he looked “handsome”. Mom assured him that he did, and he acquiesed in wearing the turtleneck (even though, as he assured us, he looked handsome in his Harley Davidson shirt). When he got home, of course, the only detail we could extract was that at some point, in some fashion, someone somehow took his picture.